REVERSE MONSTER

Um, well the stories I read about this say that a man was having a “relationship” with a lamb, and this was the consequence. The villagers burned the “lambuman” before eager researchers could grab a bite.

Here’s the story. Yes, it a doozer.

Heavenz to Mergatroidz...

From DigitalJournal.com

Vets said that the rare mutation most likely occurred as a result of improper mutation since the fodder for the lamb’s mother was abundant with vitamin A, CNNTurk.com reports. Vitamin A has little or nothing to do with anything. It’s a vitamin common in all plants, common dietary requirement of both humans and sheep. Mega doses are required to cause any health effects. You don’t get a hybrid animal using vitamins. You may get a queasy animal, or an animal that doesn’t like vitamins, but no monsters. The story then moves on to a goat with a human head in Zimbabwe. This animal lived for a few hours, according to the report, before being killed by the frightened villagers. The theory is that the goat was the result of intercourse between the she goat and a man. Fertilization of anything is a long shot. Fertilization between different species is a much longer shot. The goat was burned before experts had a chance to examine it…. what a surprise. Zimbabwe always leads the world in unnatural disasters, but this one rates an F even as a possibility. In the Dark Ages, until Reality TV, the natural response to this would have been disbelief. Now it’s plausible news. No DNA testing, as usual, a shot or so from a preferred angle, and not much actual information.