BEAVCOON II, ON DA ROX

Posted by Reptoidz on May 10, 2010 in Weird | 1 comment

Ah, people all over the net are looking for the elusive, the bizarre, and the secretive wonder of the natural world, BEAVCOON. Now, we all get the point, beavcoons are a hybrid, half beaver, half raccoon. So what does that actually mean? Well, beavers make mud homes, or stick condos in dams. They have big teeth, and slap their tails (made of rubber) to make sure the dams are large enough to block streams and natural water flows, allowing mosquito decay in our world. Raccoons are the bank robbers of nature. They follow “money trucks” or garbage cans, and then “steal” people’s fortunes.