Lasers Uncover HUGE Acient Mayan Metropolis

by catfishrivers on Tuesday, May 25th, 2010 | No Comments

mayan city map made by 3-d laser beams whooooooooo
I just read a pretty amazing Naturals Geographic article online declaring the discovery a huge, ancient Mayan metropolis. Basically, they used lasers in the sky to “scan” the terrain below them (digital removing the dense jungle foliage) and they uncovered the outlines and shape of a massive Mayan metropolis which included many buildings, roads and other tell tale feature of a city and make a 3-D image of it. These lasers did in days what it would have taken archeologists of yesteryear at least a decade, if not multiple decades to complete! Sorry Dr. Jones, but your days are up. Glad you nabbed the crystal skull cashola before lasers made you obsolete. Maybe soon you can do a movie about getting old but living it up with Rambo and the Terminato. But for now you’re being served your pink slip, but thanks for the memories…

WHO CAN FORGET CHILLED MONKEY BRAINS?!?! What a treat!

indiana jones blows him away lol
Hahahah everyone laughs when the white guy’s thunder stick blows away the native stick swinger lol!

nazi zombie
Having you in my life let me stop worrying about Nazis. I knew you had that **** under control.

indian jones video game
My brother and I had the first Indiana Jones video game for the Atari 2600. We never figured out how to win and all I remember now from the game is the motherfeckin’ titsie flies paralyzing my *** so the other **** could kill me. Fuckin’ bugs die.