Puking and Barfing, 101

You might remember the spiral observed over Norway just a few months ago, dismissed as some sort of missile test B.S. Here’s the video of it to refresh your noggin.

OK, sure, I’ll buy that excuse for a dollar…then what about this new spiral in CANADA?!? People were smart this time and called in quick to the nearest possible launch site base. From theweatherspace.com,

The only known areas to launch on the Western coast are the Vandenberg Air Force Base and Alaskan areas. Vandenberg confirms no launches and Kodiak Island has to be ruled out due to the direction of travel (from the west).

So we can rule out that baloney excuse they fed us last time. AND just check out the video for this. Look at the thing SWOOP in and then sort of move through the spiral of energy or something that it creates, and then you hear a freakin BOOOM noise as the energy spiral seems to hit the edge of the atmosphere! Listen to all the dogs going nuts from it too.

THIS IS PROOF BEYOND A DOUBT FOR ME. EITHER WE HAVE UFOS OR ELSE THERE’S ALIENS FLYING AROUND ALL THE TIME!!! HOLY MOLY IS ALL I CAN SAY! GET READY!!!

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Separated at buffet…er I mean birth!