David Lynch iPhone “Commercial” - He is 100% correct
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Podcast 1-31-08
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Heath Ledger Drug Tape, Why Show This…ET Insider TRASH
You know, these TV Entertainment shows (Insider, Access Hollywood, ET, whatever) all try to play the nice guy in all this celebrity news, but they forget that someone actually died, from something horrible. Do you not think we should respect this guy and his family? I mean why batter the public with constant BS about this guy, with tapes, and warnings. It’s over. Stop crying over spilled milk. These leeches feed off this stuff, like I feed off these stories to support ad clicks. It’s sick. I wish I had a shotgun to blow my own head off. Hahaha anyway kidding aside (YES ITS A JOKE PEEWEE) stop being so serious. Here is the vid. Sad, but you can’t really prove anything from it.
Just a few moments in it. At least they had brains to cancel showing this.
Tags: access hollywood, celebrity news, heath ledger drug tape, heath ledger drugtape, insider, joke, nice guyRelated posts
Jessica Sierra is a Superstar. Not. Gross, so Gross. Help me.

All I can say is what the heck is wrong with people. They want to be famous so bad. Whatever happened to modesty, and peace, and nice people? I mean I know the world is not ending at all, after watching Zeitgeist, but all I can say is that maybe the world should end when wannabe singers like Jessica Sierra release a skeezybo tape, trying to make an extra buck. Girl, you could of just done some lame game show, or Celebrity Fit Club whatever they call these TV shows. Anyway, for all those people wanting to follow in the steps of these idiots who keep releasing these tapes, have fun.
I will never be that desperate.
Follow the link it is real, be warned.
PS-I have a 3 sec tape for sale I just made. Sorry I can’t hold any longer.
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Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
I dont know why, no clue really but according to Wikipedia, this lake exists in Massachusetts somewhere. Sounds cool to me. Say that 6 times fast with a bandana on, and on one foot. Anyway I found this tune from the Webster Lake Association, whatever that is, and I guess this is supposed to be hot right now. Its pretty stupid, but hey, I’m just some scaly lizard with a longue tongue. Ok rock n roll the night away, Pat Benatar style.
The song. Awesome (LakeChicagoBombLakeChicagoBombCHICAGOBOMB!)
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RM Podcast for 1-30-08
Hey, we going to enter this podcast realm, and even though it may be late, better late than ever. Anyway enjoy. In this episode we introduce Reverse Monster and provide some background to who we are.
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Plaxico, the official JINX for the Giants vs Patriots Super Bowl Game, 23-17 Gmen.
Oh come one, shut your mouth Plax. I mean Your name is bad enough….this is what I think of when I think of Plaxico
Anyway he goes on to predict a 23-17 win for the Giants, and all I can say is Jinx. Patriots will win, 42-21. It will be close at the half, then goodbye. Trust me, we want the Patriots to lose. And remember
CUT THESE OUT AND PRETEND TO DO A VOODOO dance to stop the PATS from the win.
Tags: 23 17 Giants win prediction, bowl game, giants, jinx, patriots super bowl, pats, plaxico, plaxico burress prediction super bowl, voodoo danceRelated posts
Live Super Mario Brothers Stage Play! Totally Awesome.
This is just great. I was smiling from ear to ear as I watched it. This wonderful act was put on as part of a high school talent show. I think it is better than half the crap most adults do and want a pat on the back for. Check it out:
Tags: 2007, acting, highscool, live play, lowell, nintendo rules, super mario brothers, talent show
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Poor Haitians resort to eating dirt, and the US complains still…




PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti - It was lunchtime in one of Haiti’s worst slums, and Charlene Dumas was eating mud. With food prices rising, Haiti’s poorest can’t afford even a daily plate of rice, and some take desperate measures to fill their bellies. Charlene, 16 with a 1-month-old son, has come to rely on a traditional Haitian remedy for hunger pangs: cookies made of dried yellow dirt from the country’s central plateau.
The mud has long been prized by pregnant women and children here as an antacid and source of calcium. But in places like Cite Soleil, the oceanside slum where Charlene shares a two-room house with her baby, five siblings and two unemployed parents, cookies made of dirt, salt and vegetable shortening have become a regular meal.
“When my mother does not cook anything, I have to eat them three times a day,” Charlene said. Her baby, named Woodson, lay still across her lap, looking even thinner than the slim 6 pounds 3 ounces he weighed at birth.
Though she likes their buttery, salty taste, Charlene said the cookies also give her stomach pains. “When I nurse, the baby sometimes seems colicky too,” she said.
Food prices around the world have spiked because of higher oil prices, needed for fertilizer, irrigation and transportation. Prices for basic ingredients such as corn and wheat are also up sharply, and the increasing global demand for biofuels is pressuring food markets as well.
The problem is particularly dire in the Caribbean, where island nations depend on imports and food prices are up 40 percent in places.
The global price hikes, together with floods and crop damage from the 2007 hurricane season, prompted the U.N. Food and Agriculture Agency to declare states of emergency in Haiti and several other Caribbean countries. Caribbean leaders held an emergency summit in December to discuss cutting food taxes and creating large regional farms to reduce dependence on imports.
At the market in the La Saline slum, two cups of rice now sell for 60 cents, up 10 cents from December and 50 percent from a year ago. Beans, condensed milk and fruit have gone up at a similar rate, and even the price of the edible clay has risen over the past year by almost $1.50. Dirt to make 100 cookies now costs $5, the cookie makers say.
Still, at about 5 cents apiece, the cookies are a bargain compared to food staples. About 80 percent of people in Haiti live on less than $2 a day and a tiny elite controls the economy.
Merchants truck the dirt from the central town of Hinche to the La Saline market, a maze of tables of vegetables and meat swarming with flies. Women buy the dirt, then process it into mud cookies in places such as Fort Dimanche, a nearby shanty town.
Carrying buckets of dirt and water up ladders to the roof of the former prison for which the slum is named, they strain out rocks and clumps on a sheet, and stir in shortening and salt. Then they pat the mixture into mud cookies and leave them to dry under the scorching sun.
The finished cookies are carried in buckets to markets or sold on the streets.
A reporter sampling a cookie found that it had a smooth consistency and sucked all the moisture out of the mouth as soon as it touched the tongue. For hours, an unpleasant taste of dirt lingered.
Assessments of the health effects are mixed. Dirt can contain deadly parasites or toxins, but can also strengthen the immunity of fetuses in the womb to certain diseases, said Gerald N. Callahan, an immunology professor at Colorado State University who has studied geophagy, the scientific name for dirt-eating.
Haitian doctors say depending on the cookies for sustenance risks malnutrition.
“Trust me, if I see someone eating those cookies, I will discourage it,” said Dr. Gabriel Thimothee, executive director of Haiti’s health ministry.
Marie Noel, 40, sells the cookies in a market to provide for her seven children. Her family also eats them.
“I’m hoping one day I’ll have enough food to eat, so I can stop eating these,” she said. “I know it’s not good for me.”
OMG, We truly do not know how lucky we are in this FAT nation. The most spoiled people on Earth come from the US. They need to read this article and thank someone for not putting them in this situation. I am saddened by people resorting to this, while governments like ours continue to thrive off wars.
It is sad, and disgusting.
Take note, and pray for these souls.
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I am outraged, a Holocaust themed float? WTF.

A Carnival float with a pile of model dead bodies commemorating the Holocaust is causing unease before the lavish parades in Rio de Janeiro this weekend.
I am outraged and angered. It is truly disgusting to see this. What is wrong with people. I really, really do not understand what kind of “art” this may be.
I wonder what would happen if we put dead bodies of “Jesus” on that float. I wonder how outraged the Brazilians would be. Anyway, way to disrespect a serious event in the history of man.
Tags: brazilians, carnival, dead bodies, disrespect, holocaust, jesus, parades, rio de janeiro, unease

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