Boob Job Keeps Alessija Dorfmann out of the German Army

POSTED BY QBert on Jan 5 under Humor, Newz

Alessija Dorfmann, 23 years old, was booted from Germany’s army training camp after it was determined that her boob job could pose an increased risk of injury. After having her breasts boosted from C cups to D cups, military officials determined she was unfit to serve. Evidently she wanted to become an army nurse…(gulp, is it getting warm in here?)

Her reaction to the decision:

“I am devastated. It has always been my dream to be a soldier and have a great figure.”

Well toots, I wanted to be a baseball player with a wife with a great figure. Did it happen, no and no. What are your massive boobs gonna deflect bullets? Maybe you can stash an extra clip of bullets or two in the cleavage? Well, at least you got the great figure and now with the little bit of boot camp you did get under your belt, I’m sure there are plenty of adult film makers with ideas to help you get as close to your dream as possible.

SORRY PERVS NO PIX ON DA NET YET. But here’s an approximation to tide you over.