Top 5 Worst White Guy Impersonationz of Bill Cosby
Reverse Monster’s Top 5 Worst White Guy Impersonationz of Bill Cosbey!
1. Not even close…the sputnik? This kid doesn’t even know enough to whip out the pudding pops reference…he takes top pop for the worst Cos impression.
2. This guy tries but he is a meat head with obvious signs of sleep apnea in his impersonatory skillz.
3. At least this one is short…but what is with everyone’s voice morphing into Kermit the Frog??!?
4. Limp Bizkit gives it a go. Again, fellahz…what’s with the Kermit overdosinz? This guy could work at a group home tho.
5. See this guy knows. Whip out the pudding pops reference early. He’s got the inflection down…just listen to him say “Theo”. Close your eyes. It is like you are really standing next to the real Cos. But he can only do this part time, being the lead singer to Smash Mouth is a full time gig already!
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Top 5 Alien Movies Ever. Don’t Argue with Me.
Hmmm…
Well we are proud to present
Reverse Monster’s Top 5 Alien Movies Ever!
#5-E.T.- Yea I know, weak, but it was funny and cute, and everyone loves when he eats the Reeses and shit, and those guys with the suits come to the house and all sorts of crap…ok bad choice.
#4- XTRO-Do yourself a favor, if you havent seen it, go see it, burn, d-load, whatever, it is hilarious, and fuckin awesome. Little aliens, and all sorts of cool FX. Definately worth watching!
#3-The Abyss-Yes, it may be weak, but this is a fucking cool movie about aliens underwater. Lots of cool FX for the day (back in the late 80’s) It’s probably outdated, but so are your clothes.
#2-Alien-Only #2 because #1 was actually way better. This movie is eerie, and the Alien kicks ass. And the world famous scene with Chest Burster make it an all-time classic. Yaphet Kotto is da bomb in this red-headband and all.
#1-Aliens-This is the all-time KICK ASS FUCKIN MOVIE. GUNS, BLOOD, GORE, CHICKS, SWEAT. The queen alien battle scene is probably the best fucking scene ever in any movie period. “Not bad for a human” is all we will say. GO SEE IT. James Cameron filmed it, no you happy Titanic fans? GO GO GO
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Top 5 Cocaine Sniffers in Sports
It’s that time of year again, with all the top 10 lists you see, we are going to present one for the ages…
Reverse Monster presents…
The Top 5 Cocaine Sniffers in Sports (because Top 10’s are too fucking long)
#5-Keith Hernandez- ah good old Mr. Moustache. The best moustache in town besides Burt Reynolds and Rollie Fingers, Keith not only dated Elaine on Seinfeld, but also snorted lines with her credit card. The ex-Met was on an ALL-STAR COCAINE team, that had an endless supply of coke, enough to beat the BoSox in the World Series (Bill Buckner! hahahaha)
#4-Steve Howe-Man,if there were a competition for coke endurance, Steve Howe took the cake. Most people get heart issues from too much coke, but not Steve Howe. He is like that guy who can chug keg all night. Unfortunately he died while his pickup rolled over in California back in 2006. It was no surprise that there was Meth in his system.
#3-Dwight Gooden-Not to be outdone by #2,Dwight was quite the fastball thrower, and we are not talking baseball. Another genius from the METS late 80’s squad who must of had a couple of kilo’s in his glove. Also arrested multiple times on charges. Man what a funhouse that must of been….He looks pretty sharp though in his orange suit!!!
#2-Daryl Strawberry-The last of the Mets on this list, this snooter had an elephant trunk for a nose. Not only was he caught once, but numerous times for this and crack. Hey he could hit the ball, and the METS could use him now. (or some coke) Man what nostrils you have Daryl!
#1-LT-Lawrence Taylor - who else would be #1, this guy has snorted more coke than all of NYC. Maybe the best lineman and football player to ever exist, coke gave him magical powers to sack great QB’s like Ken O’Brien, Boomer Esiason, and Bernie Kosar. LT you are our hero, and you have single handedly helped Colombia regain its economy in the 80’s and early 90’s. Escobar used to fly him down on a personal jet to pickup his weekly stash.
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