Hearts for you all. Happy Valenswines Day.
If I had a million hearts, I’d give them all to you…screw that. I’d freeze half, sell the rest, live like a king. King of Hearts! Well, I just wanted to say Happy Valentines Day from RM. Go waste your money to “prove” you love someone. I’m glad we have a single day each year devoted to expressing love to each other. A single day. Some might argue we are blessed to have even just one day set aside for love. Those people are deluded idiots. Wake up cash spending consumer blobz. You don’t need a box of chocolates and a fist full of roses to prove your love. Step back for a single moment and think about it. On this supposed very special day, where we are supposed to treat our loved ones special, what we do, is treat them all exactly the same. Chocolates and roses for all! The only creativity going into deciding whether to try to get her to make nasty on the kitchen counter, or over the edge of the sofa. I hope eventually there is a dumb holiday for every day of the year, each with its own specific set of decorations, presents, and food that everyone has to buy for them. That way, people will spend even more money that they don’t have, for an excuse to just be human and express human emotions in the first place. But, if you guys all enjoy it, then enjoy it. Just wear a rubber and remember, no means no, don’t drive drunk, and don’t chastise the taxi driver for watching you give head to your douche bag boyfriend on the ride home.
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Week in Reviewz!
Hey hey hey! What a freaktastic week it has been here in RM landz. Tons of weird shit, from an ad that no one can understand in Denver for a programmer, to a blue-skinned silver drinker, a psycho killer montage, Jessica/Romo/Brady masks, and other assorted treats. It was a hell of a week for all, and we hope you all have enjoyed our hard work as we try to provide the best of the weird web, and the bizarre all in one site for your daily viewing. Don’t forget our music links at top, all free, all for you to listenz to with your fav cough syrupz.
The Top 5 Yule Log Videos
Jessica Simpson OJ Mask
The Top 5 Sea Creaturez
Psycho Killer Montage
Your Last Hours
RUN DMC Video Christmas
Reverse Monster Music
Top 5 Hillary Embarrasing Moments
Lobster Party VIDEO!
7 FT TALL 12 YR old!
BLUE SKIN MAN!
The winner of the week, a truly weird story…
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Don’t ask, don’t explain. It just is by an overwhelming majority. Thank weirdos and freakz.
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Weird Week in Review, Wow.
Well, it was a great start. Thanks to Catfish, and all the INCREDIBLE EFFORT he has put in. Awesome work, we all are sending in Medals of Honorz and Purple Heartz. Thanks to all lurkers and all of you who continue to come here to look for porn, but only to find zits, aliens, meat, stupidity, and GLOW CATS. Yes, this weeks winner is the world famous GLOW CATS! Thanks kittys you are the best ever. Anyway, here’s some of our top stories with the links in the week in review for all you noobz. Love ya all, and we hope you can laugh with us at the fuckin internet and the stupid ass shit people do. We love making fun of everyone, including ourselves. Look for another action packed week of masturbation and enjoyment. I’ll be driving around Wisconsin this week and then driving cross country so look for some road blog (like road head, but better!)
Stupid but effective!
Dr Reptoid
Zit Barfonyz
Google Hack for Pervs
Human Face Weaselz
Reverse Monster History in Review
5 Worst White Guy Impressionz of Cosby
Snail Caviar
Santa Claus Hate You, Who Gives a Fuck
Some Penn State Students are Retarted
and the STORY OF THE FUCKING WEEK
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