Youtube Drunks. Good Morning Monster. Time for Work.
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Hey lighten up, it’s Friday…let’s get ghoulie!
BEER RUN!!!
Ghoilies Go To College is the best movie you can watch after a hard week of working to make other people richer. Ghoulies all look like Arty Lang sorta…but who better to party with? Now only if I could have a party with the ghoulies, alf, and the dinbots…
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The Scariest Ghosts, Demons, Poltergeists and Spirits Video on Youtube
Some of the footage on this had me performing the sign of the cross just in case…I still feel weird. Better make some chamomile tea before I try to sleep. Scarey stuff, even for a reversemonster.
Tags: angels, demons, evil, exorcist, ghosts, limbo, lost, pea soup, poltergesits, purgatory, souls, spirits, trapped, waiting roomRelated posts
Hearts for you all. Happy Valenswines Day.
If I had a million hearts, I’d give them all to you…screw that. I’d freeze half, sell the rest, live like a king. King of Hearts! Well, I just wanted to say Happy Valentines Day from RM. Go waste your money to “prove” you love someone. I’m glad we have a single day each year devoted to expressing love to each other. A single day. Some might argue we are blessed to have even just one day set aside for love. Those people are deluded idiots. Wake up cash spending consumer blobz. You don’t need a box of chocolates and a fist full of roses to prove your love. Step back for a single moment and think about it. On this supposed very special day, where we are supposed to treat our loved ones special, what we do, is treat them all exactly the same. Chocolates and roses for all! The only creativity going into deciding whether to try to get her to make nasty on the kitchen counter, or over the edge of the sofa. I hope eventually there is a dumb holiday for every day of the year, each with its own specific set of decorations, presents, and food that everyone has to buy for them. That way, people will spend even more money that they don’t have, for an excuse to just be human and express human emotions in the first place. But, if you guys all enjoy it, then enjoy it. Just wear a rubber and remember, no means no, don’t drive drunk, and don’t chastise the taxi driver for watching you give head to your douche bag boyfriend on the ride home.
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Sleepworking? F THAT!
Sleepworking becomes new buzzword - Some might consider it their worst nightmare: Completing work-related tasks in their dreams, a phenomenon that’s been dubbed “sleepworking.”But others are making the most of the hours they are clocking in their sleep. In a recent survey, more than half of the respondents said work becomes a focus of their dreams, and nearly 70 per cent of those people said they solve a problem or have a revelation about their jobs while they are sleeping.”It’s not necessarily a bad thing to dream about our jobs,” said Robert Stickgold, an associate professor or psychiatry at Harvard Medical School. “Your brain is calculating what it needs to be paying attention to, and dreams become effective for problem solving. But if work is all you’re dreaming about then it’s obsessional, which is a problem.”
The Staples National Small Business Survey, conducted through an Internet poll of more than 300 people, also found that 72 per cent of respondents make business calls while driving and nearly 40 per cent say they get their best ideas behind the wheel.
Hah, what a bunch of crap. I’ll tell you the kinda dreams I have about work…once I dreamed that I was working at this nursing home, where I used to take the garbage out and clean. It was nestled against a nice little lake that caught the sunset nicely. Most of my work took place in a basement, and when I looked outside, I was basically eye level with the edge of the lake about 100 ft away. This is the setting for my dream…in reality, (the actual dream took place years after working at the nursing home) I was currently employed by a Behavioral Health Care program and in my dream, I was doing the filing of patient charts that I did on a daily basis, but I was in the basement of the nursing home. I opened the filing cabinet, and instead of files, there was water from the lake, and some fish swimmign in it. Seeing the water in the drawer didn’t seem to surprise me, instead I decided it was time to take a leak. So I did, into the drawer…that’s the type of dreams I have about work. So, if you wanna put me on the clock during sleepy time, then FINE. It’s your dime but I think this “sleepworking” sounds like a load of feng bull shuit. If I have a lucid dream, I’m not going to stop and ponder the best way to reconcile accounts or how to boost delinquent account collections percentages up for the quarter…no effin way. I am doing the nasty with Lindsey Lohan on top of a flying saucer as a bunch of Grey aliens stand around and takes notes on the true Jedi skills of Gurth Vader (me).
Na na na na na na nah…getting jiggy with it.
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Trope and Trope beg judge: free us from Britney.
It seems Britney Spears’s lawyers, Trope and Trope, are fed up with Britney’s girls gone wild like antics and have asked to be relieved as her counsel. In court documents filed this past Wednesday, Trope states, “There has been a breakdown in communications between Petitioner and Trope & Trope making further representation of her interests impossible,” reports People. Gee could it have anything to do with Britney not showing up for the last deposition until the last 15 minutes? At first, I thought her tardiness was a bit of brilliant advice handed down from her lawyers had advised her to do so as a sort of stall tactic as they dug up some juicy bit of Kfed dirt to counter with in court. But apparently Brit’s lawyer’s want out, and this makes the 3rd set of lawyers to run like the dickens from poor Britney. What’s a Tart Sensation to do now? Defend herself?!? HAH! (She’s not that innocent…) Make a blood sacrifice to Zombie Johnie Cochran?
My advice to Britney: hire KUMARI FULBRIGHT as her new legal counsel! Ms. Fulbright has a very aggressive style! And if she can’t convince the judge to let Britney keep her kids, then she can just go kidnap them back for Britney! Or else, Zombie Cochran!
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Zombie Snails
This is just nuts! In this video, we learn about a parasite, Leucochloridium paradoxum, that invades snails, radically transforms the snails antenna to look like maggots, then compels the snail to climb to the top of a tree and present itself so as to attract a bird, which then eats the “maggot” and then takes the parasite into itself, where it reproduces and is spread to other locales via bird doo doo. Amazing video. It made me think too…perhaps there are similar parasites that invade humans and make us act crazily and against our best interests. Could issues such as compulsive over eating, drinking, smoking, etc. be related to some sort of parasite invasion?!?
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