Cow Abduction Caught on Video? And other flying cow videos.

POSTED BY QBert on Feb 5 under Humor, ufo

Of course everyone will cry fake when they see this video…maybe it is, maybe it isn’t…but is that the true point? Not fro me! I just like watching airborne bovines. So, I decided to try and hunt down as many flying cow videos I could to supplant this one. First, here is the cow being abducted by the ufo. One can only imagine what dastardly intergalactic deeds are performed on cows when abducted. But who knows, maybe ET just needs some milk for his Reese’s Pieces Breakfast Cerealz…

This one is a news report about a 600 pound that cow that literally fell from sky and crushed a couple’s car. So weird…

I wanted so badly to find a clip of the movie Twister with the cow floating around in the tornado…unfortunately I haven’t been able to find one on the web. So instead, I found a computer simulation made by Apple in 1997. If you don’t laugh hysterically at the music, then you are broken.

Here is one of my favorites, and proof that perseverance that pays off. I look for over an hour for this. It is a video tape of the screen, complete with German subtitles and some one saying “Bessy” in a strange high pitch voice ever ytime it passes by. I couldn’t have found a more special version of this.

And finally a clip of a sing by the late, great Wesley Willis singing about “Chicken Cow”. This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero, it can rip your head off, it can fly as high as a bird, it can bite your face…