Sing a Long

Reptoid — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:18:26 +0000

You gotta love when you can hum a long with this sound. It made me think of peace. Peas with rice.

So, after a long rest, a well needed rest, we are back IPHONE 2.

Reptoid — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:58:42 +0000

Yes,

I added IPHONE 2 just to get hits. I am a baby. First lets explain why we were gone so long. We decided to live a month without internet. Just like the old days. It cleansed our souls. At first, it was scary, there was no daily porn, there was no instant gratification, there was no noods. For once, we had to use our imagination to play with ourselves. Yes, this can be quite the daunting task, but after about 2 weeks, our minds flourished, with erotic dreams beyond desire. No need to look at trannyz, or 2 dong weirdos. No, we could know dream of hermies, and bi’s. But forget all this fun stuff, let’s talk about how our minds really cleared.

This internet is full of junk, and full of self-righteous morons who preach and think you actually care. We don’t really care whether this site becomes a media-hoe…, we just journal our thoughts here. If ten people come a day, then that is ten people more than we thought. If you click the ads, you do, if you dont, you don’t. We are poor just like you. If we can get the site to pay for itself (the f’in server costs) then we will try it. I mean we are not freegans, or V-ganz, or RE-Ganz…we are just Reverse Monster. Life should be super bizarre. It should be abnormally and disgustingly bizarre, and we should rejoice that we don’t need to look at the same boring crapo everyday.

That would be SAD.

So give yourself a break, go outside, breathe, live. Get off this stupid computer, and stop thinking that you need this crab.

Enough of my p U ssy talk, (eat dat googz).

We are back, and we have tons up our jelly love sleeves.

Love,

Granola Moronz Think there is NO FAT IN GRANOLA. GUESS WHAT - GRANOLA IS DISEASE SUGAR. DIE.

Salvia divinorum, hmm.. all the sudden?

Reptoid — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:54:22 +0000

Since I love Google Trends so much, and am a nerd, I noticed for the last couple days that this term kept popping up in the top 10. Hmm. Makes me wonder. I know what it is, but why all the sudden. I have watched these trends for months now, and all the sudden there is a craze. What, are people in Wyoming going search ape over this? Is there a seed shortage? I want to see demons on my chest too! STOP HOGGIN BABY UU. I guess babies think this is the next weed. It is all so stupid. Its funny how a natural plant is considered a drug or an illegal thing. I BAN ALL CARROTS! They look funny and are orange. Actually ban all BEANS. They produce shiitfarts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salvia_divinorum

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Salvia_divinorum.shtml

Some experience with the fun stuff!

Hulu.com

Reptoid — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:44:52 +0000

You know just for kicks, this site opened up, called hulu. I guess it is some baloney, but it has real high def vids, of shows in case you missed them, and from the looks of it has potential. I watched the Simpsons on it, and they have more than one episode. They also have full movies for free to watch, and they aren’t some crappy old timer movies, they are real. The name of the site sucks though. Guys you could of picked something way cooler like MAXPOWER.RULES.COM or YOUTUBBZSUGGZ.ORGZ

Anyway, it’s hulu.com

rock n roll. time to post about everything we like!

The real gnomes of Argentina.

Reptoid — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:37:07 +0000

Wow, this is awesome, and I hope real too.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

GNOMES!

The Worst and Weirdest Commercials

QBert — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 00:36:12 +0000

Hair Worms - Brainwashing Parasites

QBert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:13:14 +0000

Doncasterian Worms, or hair worms, are a type of parasite that feeds on the insides of insects and brainwashes the insects into jumping into the water, where it completes its lifecycle. They definitely look crazy, like some alien creature. They have even been found in the scalps of humans with long hair, although they are thought to pose no real threat to human beings. Although, I have had the urge to take a lot of baths lately for no real reason…

Elliot Spitzer aka “Client #9″ tied to prostitution ring bust! BREAKING NEWS

QBert — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:04:53 +0000

The New York Times is reporting that NY State Governor Elliot Spitzer, along with top aides, has been linked to a prostitution ring bust! Rumors are flying about that he is due to announce his resignation this afternoon.

The New York Times quoted an unnamed administration aide as stating that Governor Spitzer, who i smarried with 3 children, informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, “The Emporer’s Club VIP”.

It is also rumored that taxpayer dollars were used to transport a prostitute across state lines for the Governor.

The Governor’s Previously scheduled events have been canceled and is set to deliver an announcement from his office at 2:15 pm est.

It will be interesting to see what, if any, impact this may have on the Presidential campaign…Spitzer is, of course, Governor of the home state of Hillary Clinton.

The NY Times is also reporting that a wire tap recording of Gov. Spitzer arranging for the services of a prostitute exists.

CNBC reprts that text messages were seized by authorities which include New York Governor Mr. Elliot Spitzer setting up “appointments” with $5,500.00 an hour escorts from the “Emperor’s Club” escort service

developing news…stay tuned.

I am disgusted by some of our troops. Vid.

Reptoid — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:53:29 +0000

These troops make me sick. Judge for yourselves.

Coward bombs Times Square Millitary Recruiting Station

Reptoid — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:35:08 +0000


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This is a coward. I mean come on, what does this even prove. I hope you fall off your bike and get hit by some damn taxi cab, or horse and buggy. Scumbag.