Get Married by the honorable Catfish J. Rivers, esq. III

POSTED BY QBert on Dec 19 under Humor

Greetings Monsterz,

I’ve just completed my ordination as a Dudeist Priest. As an ordained Dudeist Priest, I can legally perform all varieties of religious ceremonies in most U.S. States (check with your local County Clerk first). Preside over a wedding, a funeral, a bris, a baptism, or even a pet-spaying ceremony with pride and authority! If you are interested, drop us a line, and I will do my best to abide.

Learn more about Dudism.

P.S. - My Grandmother will be so happy. She’s been hedging bets for years which male of the family would be “her priest” (she’s a very religious person)…as unlikely as it seems (and I invite and allow you to use the content of this site to approximate what type of person I am) I am the Priest!

Bless You All…Praise God I’m High…I mean on High…ON.

–Catfish J. Rivers, esq. III