GLOW IN the DARK CATZ…man DA Possibilites! [VIDEO]

POSTED BY Reptoid on Dec 13 under Humor, Newz

Man this is from the depths of weird. Scientists in South Korea (hahahah now that is funny in itself!) have made glow in the dark cats. They only glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet rays, but the possibilites are still endless. It’s funny because we get glow in the dark fucking cats from a country that puts dogs in soup and cats in their food.

Hey bravo South Korea, now maybe you can pay attention to your border with North Korea while they smuggle in 20,000lbs of plutonium to make nukes to wipe our asses dry. Frickin wasting time making glow in the dark cats, and half the country doesnt even have electricity to power their homes….

Here’s and idea, sell the cats to people, they can use them as lanterns at night, and then cut the cat’s head off during breakfast and unfur them for a tasty treat. Hey 2 birds (or cats) with one stone, gotta love that!

CHA CHA CHA

PS-I love all South, North, West, and East Koreans equally, I just dont like nukes. Thanks and tweetz!

Herez a link to anutha Glow Catz video! Amazing Kreaturez!

Tags: dna animals, dna cats, glow cats, glow catz, glow in the dark cats, glowcat, glowcats

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4 Comments so far

Catfish J. Rivers December 13, 2007 2:36 pm

I heard they are actually using the North Korean Nuke facilities to make them glow in the first place. It is like batter dipping. They just dip them in the secret glow sauce (i.e. ecto cooler). We should make a how to video on how to make glow in the dark cats. It has to be at least a similar process as making koolaid pickles.
Reptoid December 13, 2007 6:13 pm

HAHAHAHAHHAA, it is time. let us begin da experimentz…

pinch of salt
captain morgan’s run
and some red koolaidz
QBert December 14, 2007 3:58 am

Actual Reaction of South Korean Hammer Scientist to this article leaking the existence of their top secret Glow Cats. They were working on glow in the dark General Tsao’s chicken…was going to mark their country as the new leader in Asian cuisine. They are, understandably, upset.

Just for the wreckord as well, NBC did not quote us as it’s source for their story. Which doesn’t surprise me since they never quote us when they publish our material. If only we had a legal fund so that we could hire Zombie Johniee Cochran to sue the ballz off the bastardz. If only…
Seth December 15, 2007 1:00 am

actually, they successfully cloned one white cat and genetically altered its DNA structure to produce special proteins that create that kind of glow (under ultra-violet light.)

dipping them in nuclear waste would only kill them with it, and not in any way make them glow, or become radioactive.