Hearts for you all. Happy Valenswines Day.

If I had a million hearts, I’d give them all to you…screw that. I’d freeze half, sell the rest, live like a king. King of Hearts! Well, I just wanted to say Happy Valentines Day from RM. Go waste your money to “prove” you love someone. I’m glad we have a single day each year devoted to expressing love to each other. A single day. Some might argue we are blessed to have even just one day set aside for love. Those people are deluded idiots. Wake up cash spending consumer blobz. You don’t need a box of chocolates and a fist full of roses to prove your love. Step back for a single moment and think about it. On this supposed very special day, where we are supposed to treat our loved ones special, what we do, is treat them all exactly the same. Chocolates and roses for all! The only creativity going into deciding whether to try to get her to make nasty on the kitchen counter, or over the edge of the sofa. I hope eventually there is a dumb holiday for every day of the year, each with its own specific set of decorations, presents, and food that everyone has to buy for them. That way, people will spend even more money that they don’t have, for an excuse to just be human and express human emotions in the first place. But, if you guys all enjoy it, then enjoy it. Just wear a rubber and remember, no means no, don’t drive drunk, and don’t chastise the taxi driver for watching you give head to your douche bag boyfriend on the ride home.