Hi-Tech Toilets and Scientific Sh*tters

Space toilet and shooting stars…

The most complicated toilet control unit ever. Yes, not only is their a unit to control the toilet, but it’s got more buttons my remote control. I would not want to stand there trying to program a toilet as I am desperately clenching back cresting turtle.

Confident, secure, shower fresh every time. You’re gonna love it. The Swash!

Wow, this toilet sanitizes the seat after each use. This is the best idea ever! I am so tired of building building toilet paper layer cakes on the seat just to feel safe to sit. I vote to stop the war in Iraq and redirect all of the funds to installing these on every toilet in America. No longer will we need to live in fear of OPDA’s! (Other People’s Dirty Asses). Watch and witness how life should be…

Finally, one last self cleaning toilet. I would even let this toilet wipe my ass, and the asses of my children.

(yes, the guy creeps me out too with his toilet tongue fantasy)

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