Sleepworking? F THAT!

Sleepworking becomes new buzzword - Some might consider it their worst nightmare: Completing work-related tasks in their dreams, a phenomenon that’s been dubbed “sleepworking.”But others are making the most of the hours they are clocking in their sleep. In a recent survey, more than half of the respondents said work becomes a focus of their dreams, and nearly 70 per cent of those people said they solve a problem or have a revelation about their jobs while they are sleeping.”It’s not necessarily a bad thing to dream about our jobs,” said Robert Stickgold, an associate professor or psychiatry at Harvard Medical School. “Your brain is calculating what it needs to be paying attention to, and dreams become effective for problem solving. But if work is all you’re dreaming about then it’s obsessional, which is a problem.”

The Staples National Small Business Survey, conducted through an Internet poll of more than 300 people, also found that 72 per cent of respondents make business calls while driving and nearly 40 per cent say they get their best ideas behind the wheel.

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Hah, what a bunch of crap. I’ll tell you the kinda dreams I have about work…once I dreamed that I was working at this nursing home, where I used to take the garbage out and clean. It was nestled against a nice little lake that caught the sunset nicely. Most of my work took place in a basement, and when I looked outside, I was basically eye level with the edge of the lake about 100 ft away. This is the setting for my dream…in reality, (the actual dream took place years after working at the nursing home) I was currently employed by a Behavioral Health Care program and in my dream, I was doing the filing of patient charts that I did on a daily basis, but I was in the basement of the nursing home. I opened the filing cabinet, and instead of files, there was water from the lake, and some fish swimmign in it. Seeing the water in the drawer didn’t seem to surprise me, instead I decided it was time to take a leak. So I did, into the drawer…that’s the type of dreams I have about work. So, if you wanna put me on the clock during sleepy time, then FINE. It’s your dime but I think this “sleepworking” sounds like a load of feng bull shuit. If I have a lucid dream, I’m not going to stop and ponder the best way to reconcile accounts or how to boost delinquent account collections percentages up for the quarter…no effin way. I am doing the nasty with Lindsey Lohan on top of a flying saucer as a bunch of Grey aliens stand around and takes notes on the true Jedi skills of Gurth Vader (me).

Na na na na na na nah…getting jiggy with it.

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