So, after a long rest, a well needed rest, we are back IPHONE 2.

Yes,

I added IPHONE 2 just to get hits. I am a baby. First lets explain why we were gone so long. We decided to live a month without internet. Just like the old days. It cleansed our souls. At first, it was scary, there was no daily porn, there was no instant gratification, there was no noods. For once, we had to use our imagination to play with ourselves. Yes, this can be quite the daunting task, but after about 2 weeks, our minds flourished, with erotic dreams beyond desire. No need to look at trannyz, or 2 dong weirdos. No, we could know dream of hermies, and bi’s. But forget all this fun stuff, let’s talk about how our minds really cleared.

This internet is full of junk, and full of self-righteous morons who preach and think you actually care. We don’t really care whether this site becomes a media-hoe…, we just journal our thoughts here. If ten people come a day, then that is ten people more than we thought. If you click the ads, you do, if you dont, you don’t. We are poor just like you. If we can get the site to pay for itself (the f’in server costs) then we will try it. I mean we are not freegans, or V-ganz, or RE-Ganz…we are just Reverse Monster. Life should be super bizarre. It should be abnormally and disgustingly bizarre, and we should rejoice that we don’t need to look at the same boring crapo everyday.

That would be SAD.

So give yourself a break, go outside, breathe, live. Get off this stupid computer, and stop thinking that you need this crab.

Enough of my p U ssy talk, (eat dat googz).

We are back, and we have tons up our jelly love sleeves.

Love,

Granola Moronz Think there is NO FAT IN GRANOLA. GUESS WHAT - GRANOLA IS DISEASE SUGAR. DIE.