Tara Reid, Multi-Talented Idiot.

POSTED BY Reptoid on Dec 29 under Humor, Newz, Pics

I don’t get this idiot. First she goes out with Carson Daly, the hero of the losers. I mean that guy was as interesting as a blood shit or blood wipe when I have roidz. Anyway, then she moves on to do these cool fuckin American Pie movies, where she is somekind of goody twoshoes (exact opposite of real life). She makes a couple mill and blows it on a shitty tit job with fuckin ripple sides and saggage, and the boobs look like god damn tomatoes in a plastic grocery store bag, draggin the bag along the fuckin floor. Then she goes on E! with some drunk show where she basically acts like herself, drinking and opening her legs for the cameraman, who proceeds to insert dildos and other shit inside.

The point is, I don’t get what this stupid idiot does. She has no real talent, and I always see her getting rejected to clubs on tv, and looking like somekind of sick toothpick. Hey girls let me let you in on a secret. Most guys like meat on a chick. Like maybe 10% of us dont (the ones who are borderline gay), but the rest of us like booty, and some meat.

So stop this anorexic shit. And barforooney meatballs every two secs. Nobody cares when you are under 120lbs. I like em thick and tasty.

So back off Cosmo, and fuckin other mags. Girls UNITE! Keep it meaty.