Top 5 Cocaine Sniffers in Sports

It’s that time of year again, with all the top 10 lists you see, we are going to present one for the ages…

Reverse Monster presents…

The Top 5 Cocaine Sniffers in Sports (because Top 10’s are too fucking long)

#5-Keith Hernandez- ah good old Mr. Moustache. The best moustache in town besides Burt Reynolds and Rollie Fingers, Keith not only dated Elaine on Seinfeld, but also snorted lines with her credit card. The ex-Met was on an ALL-STAR COCAINE team, that had an endless supply of coke, enough to beat the BoSox in the World Series (Bill Buckner! hahahaha)

#4-Steve Howe-Man,if there were a competition for coke endurance, Steve Howe took the cake. Most people get heart issues from too much coke, but not Steve Howe. He is like that guy who can chug keg all night. Unfortunately he died while his pickup rolled over in California back in 2006. It was no surprise that there was Meth in his system.

#3-Dwight Gooden-Not to be outdone by #2,Dwight was quite the fastball thrower, and we are not talking baseball. Another genius from the METS late 80’s squad who must of had a couple of kilo’s in his glove. Also arrested multiple times on charges. Man what a funhouse that must of been….He looks pretty sharp though in his orange suit!!!

#2-Daryl Strawberry-The last of the Mets on this list, this snooter had an elephant trunk for a nose. Not only was he caught once, but numerous times for this and crack. Hey he could hit the ball, and the METS could use him now. (or some coke) Man what nostrils you have Daryl!

#1-LT-Lawrence Taylor - who else would be #1, this guy has snorted more coke than all of NYC. Maybe the best lineman and football player to ever exist, coke gave him magical powers to sack great QB’s like Ken O’Brien, Boomer Esiason, and Bernie Kosar. LT you are our hero, and you have single handedly helped Colombia regain its economy in the 80’s and early 90’s. Escobar used to fly him down on a personal jet to pickup his weekly stash.

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