REVERSE MONSTER

Shocking News! Miss USA photos surface, showing current Miss USA Rima Fakih pole dancing! My jaw has dropped. Oh wait no, the floor actually came up and hit me in the jaw. WTF! This is not a revelation to me. Everyone famous has compromising pictures or videos of them out there! I bet all of us do too! And how come I am the only person on the planet without a *** video, or dirty pictures floating around on the net? It’s crazy, since every star eventually seems to have these pictures come out, I am starting to think of a good, conspiritorial theory as to why: there is a secret media mafia that requires you make the photos/video in order to join the clique of the rich and famous, but they then use them against you whenever it suits them. Just an idea…but back to miss Rima Faker, err I mean FAKIH…who is she fooling? Do people friggin forget their personal histories when they try to become public figures? Did she not expect this pictures to pop up. But then again, it probably won’t matter in the end. Look at our last 3 presidents, all of whom smoked pot and drank heavily prior to becoming president…one even was known for tooting coke (not to mention his wife actually KILLED SOMEONE)…but I digress, the real head scratcher to me here is, who are we all kidding? Are we really shocked? I mean COME ON! The Miss America Pageant, for all it pretends to be be something else, is really just about hot chicks who are fetishized on stage in front of millions of people. Their “talents” are so incredibly laughable most of the times and barely mask the pageant’s attempt to legitimize its pawning of flesh for advertising moola….Oh man, “stories” like these make my head hurt from the sheer monotony of the storyline. It’s like their is a scandal of the day button somewhere that can generate 3 maybe 4 types of scandal, and on a slow news day, someone pushes it. Well, here you go folks, special delivery from the internet, Miss America, Rima Fakih, pole dancing (VIDEO):

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